Valerian and the Movie of a Thousand Plots

…and a Million Migraines

“Have you seen our cousin Jar-Jar?”

Wish This One Away

Some people get to review Get Out. Some get to review It Comes at Night.

I get to review Wish Upon.

“It says, ‘Drop me in the bottom of the ocean, dummy.’ Huh. Anyway, I wish…”


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